There Once was a Beautiful Dear Little Mommy, all dressed up so lovely for church in azure blue. In her arms she carried her sweet little son in a suit of a lighter hue. This Little Sweet Mommy was Single, and had not a man to help her wrangle this sweet little minx of a Darling Boy upon her wooden pew. So all through the meeting, I heard her soft voice as she shushed and she hushed, and she implored the sweet lad to be quiet, even if he could not be still! But that Beautiful Boy was only two you know, and he had no interest in behaving so.…